Funny Money Quotes - Funny Quotes about Money
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Robert Orben quotes
The greatest luxury of riches is that they enable you to escape so much good advice.
Sir Arthur Helps quotes
Our incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us; but if too large, they cause us to stumble and to trip.
John Locke quotes