ቀልዶች
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ሴት ጓደኛሞች
ሁለት ሴት ጓደኛሞች ቁጭ ብለው ስለ ወንድ ጓደኞቻቸው ይጨዋወታሉ። አንደኛዋ ለ ሁለተኛዋ-
“የኔ ቦይ ፍሬንድ ባለፈው አልማዝ ያለው የወርቅ ቀለበት ገዛልኝ በቀደም ደሞ ቆንጆ የእራት ልብስና ብራስሌት ገዛልኝ” ። ምን አለፋሽ የምለብሰው ፣ የምበላው ፣ የምጠጣው ሁሉ እርሱ በሚያረግልኝ ነው።
ከትናንት ወዲያ ደሞ እባክሽ እንጋባ አለኝ ግን ገና መልስ አልሰጠሁትም። አንቺ ምን ትመክሪኛለሽ?
- ሁለተኛዋ - “አይ ወንዶች በጣም ይገርማሉ እኮ ለጊዜው እሺ እንጋባ እንዳትይው ። ገባሽ? እርሱ እኮ ገንዘቡን መቆጠብ ፈልጎ ነው! ትንሽ ይጠብቅ!” ።
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ጨርቆስ እና ቦሌ
ጨርቆስ እና ቦሌ
አንድ አራዳ መሆን የፈለገ የቦሌ ሰፈር ልጅ፤ ከጨርቆስ ሰፈር አንድ ጉዋደኛ ይተዋወቅና ለጥምቀት ወደ ጃንሜዳ ያቀናሉ፤ እዛ እንደደረሱም፤ የጨርቆሱ ልጅ ፤ እዛው ሸንኮራ አገዳ ከሚሸጥበት ሁለት ፍሬ ያስቆርጥ እና አንዱን፤ ለቦሌው ልጅ ይሰጠዋል፤ በግርገሩ መሃለ የጨርቆሱ ልጅ የራሱን ሸንኮራ ጨርሶ ዘወር ሲል የቦሌው ልጅ ሸንኮራውን በጁ ይዞ ሲያገላብጥ ያየዋል ፤የጨርቆሱም ልጅ ምነው አትበላም እንዴ ሲለው፤ የቦሌዉም መልሶ ኦፕን(open) የሚለዉን እየፈለኩ ነው ብሎት እርፍ።
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እብዱ
አማኑኤል ሆስፒታል ውስጥ አንዱ እብድ ፎቶ ግድግዳ ላይ ለመስቀል ፈልጎ ሚስማሩን ገልብጦ በመዶሻ ግድግዳው ላይ ለመምታት ይታገላል:: አንድ ሌላ እብድ ባጠገቡ ሲያልፍ ያየውና በሳቅ ይሞታል:: ይሄኛው እብድ ” ምን ያስቅሃል ይለዋል? እሱም “ዝም ብለህ ትለፋለህ የያዝከው ሚስማር እኮ የተሰራው ለዛኛው ግድግዳ ነው” ብሎ የሚስማሩ ጫፍ ወደሚያሳይበት ግድግዳ አሳየው::
አማኑኤል ሆስፒታል ውስጥ አንዱ እብድ ፎቶ ግድግዳ ላይ ለመስቀል ፈልጎ ሚስማሩን ገልብጦ በመዶሻ ግድግዳው ላይ ለመምታት ይታገላል:: አንድ ሌላ እብድ ባጠገቡ ሲያልፍ ያየውና በሳቅ ይሞታል:: ይሄኛው እብድ ” ምን ያስቅሃል ይለዋል? እሱም “ዝም ብለህ ትለፋለህ የያዝከው ሚስማር እኮ የተሰራው ለዛኛው ግድግዳ ነው” ብሎ የሚስማሩ ጫፍ ወደሚያሳይበት ግድግዳ አሳየው::
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IS HE MY SON?
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.
The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, “Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me – is our youngest son my child?”
The wife replied, “I swear on everything that’s holy that he is your son.”
With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, “Thank God he didn’t ask about the other three.”
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.
The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, “Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me – is our youngest son my child?”
The wife replied, “I swear on everything that’s holy that he is your son.”
With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, “Thank God he didn’t ask about the other three.”
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PSYCHIATRIST
GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )
GIRL: ……Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl’s top )
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist took off the girl’s clothes )
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )
GIRL: .Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!
GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )
GIRL: ……Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl’s top )
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist took off the girl’s clothes )
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )
GIRL: .Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!