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Unread post by selam » 11 Mar 2010 16:42

Be careful of what you say when> your daughters get pregnant, you never

know who might turn> up on your door step."

> An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that

> she is two months late.

> Very worried, the mother rushes off to the chemist and buys

> a pregnancy kit.


> The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting,

> cursing,

> crying, the mother says: "Who was the pig that did

> this to you? I want to know!"


> The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour

> later a red

> Ferrari stops in front of their house and, a mature and

> distinguished

> man with Grey hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive

> suit steps

> out of the Ferrari and enters the house.


> He sits in the living room with

> the father, the mother and the girl and he explains:

> "Good

> morning, your daughter has informed me of the

> problem.

> However, I can't marry her because of my personal

> family

> situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs

> and provide for your

> daughter for

> the rest of her life.

> Additionally, if a girl is born I will

> bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach

> front villa

> and a K5,000,000,000 bank account.


> If a boy is born, my legacy will be a

> couple of factories and a K10,000,000,000 bank account. If

> it

> is twins, a factory and K10,000,000,000 each.


> However, if there is a miscarriage, well.......what do you

> suggest I do ?


> At this point, the father, who

> had remained silent places a hand firmly on

> the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll

> sleep with her again and try again until we get a girl, a

> boy

> and later on twins and, if she continues the miscarriage,

> the mother is here at your disposal or you can have


> both my daughter and my wife.

> If it does not work, I can even bring my mother, my 7

> sisters and my grandmother.!"


> {{{{{{{{{{{{{Money

> oh sweet money!!}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

:lol: :lol:

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