Men and women..

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Men and women..

Unread post by selam » 04 Sep 2009 20:26

Here are something funny about man and woman I got from blog. Check this out...^^

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants .
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage .

6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

8. Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

9. A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10.Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance

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Unread post by ሰላም » 05 Nov 2009 22:36

[img]He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?

She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.

She said...Well, you have succeeded.

He said... You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

She said...No, have you?

He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?

She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.

She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

This joke is Submited By - appubafna
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The difference between men talking and women talking..

TWO WOMEN TALKING:
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Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I
mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to
take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.

Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
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NOW TWO MEN TALKING
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Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah.

This joke is Submited By - jovial

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