Jokes of the day - Zoo jokes

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Jokes of the day - Zoo jokes

Unread postby zeru » 05 Oct 2012 14:57

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[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."[/font]
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[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How do I do that?" he asked. "Carefully," replied the vet.[/font]
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[font=Georgia,Times New Roman,Times,serif]Father and son standing outside the elephant's cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here long enough, one of them will throw some food at us."[/font]
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Re: Jokes of the day - Zoo jokes

Unread postby adlena » 15 Jun 2013 03:23

really funny, thanks for sharing
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