Funny Pickup Lines

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Funny Pickup Lines

Unread postby zeru » 28 Sep 2012 13:00

Funny Pickup Lines


[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy! [/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. [/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]______________________________________________[/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Man: Your body is like a temple.[/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. [/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]______________________________________________[/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Man: What sign were you born under?[/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Woman: No Parking. [/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]______________________________________________[/font]

[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.[/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?[/font]

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]______________________________________________[/font][/font]


[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Man: I know how to please a woman.[/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]Woman: Then please leave me alone.

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Re: Funny Pickup Lines

Unread postby Abiraq09 » 13 Jan 2014 04:56

Nice post!


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