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Unread post by zeru » 21 May 2011 17:52

What's The Most Popular Word That Begins With 'F' & Ends With 'K'?
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Its FACEBOOK

The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular! :lol:

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Unread post by zeru » 21 May 2011 20:12

A Man asks a Trainer in the Gym :
I want 2 impress that Beautiful Girl, which Machine can I use ?

Trainer replies : Use the ATM outside ...!!!

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Unread post by zeru » 21 May 2011 20:13

5 chinese, Chu, Bu, Hu, Fu and Su decided to immigrate to the US.

In order to get a visa they had to adapt their names to American standards.

Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck, Hu became Huck, Fu and Su decided to stay in China.


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Unread post by zeru » 21 May 2011 20:22

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

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Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

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MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?

PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

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Unread post by zeru » 21 May 2011 22:06

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for
help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask
your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then
go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then
come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a
million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

"Don't tell your father, but yes, I would."

He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million
dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

She replies, "O my god! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out.
Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living
with two sluts."



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Unread post by ethanehunt » 22 Sep 2011 02:40

On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.
Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob."
All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up,
one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"

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Unread post by Ticketmaster » 14 Jan 2012 12:15

School life is the memorable part of everybody's life. When people become elder then they remembers the funny school jokes of their school life. Now i want to hear some funny school jokes. Please everybody share some funny school jokes, I think school jokes are the best joke in all types of jokes.

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