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Unread postby zeru » 07 Oct 2009 17:14

GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

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Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.


Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.


Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!


Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.


Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.


Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.


Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.


After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

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Unread postby zeru » 07 Oct 2009 17:18

patient: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Dr: When?
patient: 3 Months Ago
Dr:What were u doing till now?
patient: We were using duplicate key.


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Unread postby munaye » 18 Oct 2009 22:29

nice one. I like it pls post more.

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Unread postby munaye » 20 Oct 2009 20:53

Computers are male

Reasons computers must be male

1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

2. A better model is always just around the corner.

3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

4. It is always necessary to have a backup.

5. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

6. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

7. The lights are on but nobody's home.

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Unread postby ሰላም » 03 Nov 2009 18:15

what is the diff between complete and finished?

if u find a good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished :lol: :lol:
;)
friend, how is ur sex life?
man: as usual great, monday to friday.
friend: what about the weekend?
man: weekend? oh! that time i'm at home, relaxing with my wife :lol: :lol:

;)
L: love
I:incidence
F:friends
E:emotions
if ''F'' miss in life then life become lie.
:)
you know why women starts with ''w'' because all questions start ''w'' :lol: :lol:
who?
why?
what?
when?
which?
whom?
where?
.
.
wife? :lol: :lol:
;)
things in boys room be 4 marrage
perfums,
love letters,
gifts,
f'ships bands,
cards,
snaps,

after marrage

pankilers,
loan papers,
un paid bills etc... :lol: :lol:

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Unread postby sweety » 05 Nov 2009 06:22

zeru, I really like Geography of the women...makes me laugh loud out! Thanks. Please post more jokes

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Unread postby zeru » 05 Nov 2009 16:58

hi sweety here is another one I hope you like it.

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," He responded.

"Oh, killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."



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Unread postby zeru » 05 Nov 2009 17:16

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"



man got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
man replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.


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