Missing Husband Report

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Missing Husband Report

Unread postby zeru » 09 Jul 2010 19:03

Missing Husband Report


A lady went to the police station to file a report for her
missing husband:

Lady: I lost my Husband
Inspector: What is his height?
Lady: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Lady: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of eyes?
Lady: Never noticed
Inspector: Colour of hair?
Lady: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was he wearing?
Lady: Suit/casuals I don’t remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him………????
Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain,
height 30 inches,
healthy
, blue eyes, blackish brown hair,
his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks,
wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes
non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…
And the lady started crying…
Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first……..!!!

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