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Re: ቀልዶች

Unread postby selam » 16 Mar 2010 22:42

የሃበሻ ዶሮ እና የፈረንጅ ዶሮ
የሃበሻ ዶሮና የፈረንጅ ዶሮ ወክ እየበሉ ስለ እንቁላል ዋጋ ጨዋታ ይጀምራሉ ። የፈረረንጅ ዶሮ እንቁላል በ30 ሳንቲም ሲሸጥ የሃበሻ ዶሮ እንቁላል ደግሞ ዋጋው 25 ሳንቲም ነበር :: ( ጥንት በዘመነ ዘጋስጫ)



እና የፈረንጅ ዶሮዋ እንዲህ ስትል የኛዋን ዶሮ ትጠይቃታለች …….



” ስሚ እንጂ ባሪቾ…….አንቺ ለምንድን ነው እንደኔ የ 30 ሳንቲም የማትጥይው ? “
የኛዋም ለመልስ ኣላነሰችም …….
” ውይ ሰላቶዬ…..እኔኮ እንዳንቺ ለ 5 ሳንቲም ብዬ ቂጤን ኣላሰፋም .” ብላ መለሰችላት ።

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Unread postby selam » 16 Mar 2010 22:45

Wife : ‘Do you want dinner?’

Husband: ‘Sure! What are my choices?’

Wife: ‘Yes or no.’

Wife: ‘You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?’

Hubby: ‘When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.’

Wife: ‘You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?’

Hubby: ‘Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?’

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Girl: ‘When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.’

Boy: ‘It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles.’

Girl: ‘Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.’

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Son: ‘Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.’

Mom: ‘Well, you have done the right thing.’

Son: ‘But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.’

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A newly married man asked his wife, ‘Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?’

‘Honey,’ the woman replied sweetly, ‘I’d have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!’

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

The guy replies: ‘Thanks for the early warning.’


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